12 Craziest, Most Awful Things God Did in the Old Testament

signalmankenneth

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God was a bit of a hell raiser before Jesus softened him up.
http://www.alternet.org/print/12-craziest-most-awful-things-god-did-old-testament

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It's hard to take a book of myths which is supposedly at least partially autobiographical too seriously isn't it?
 
If the Bible actually read the way you perverts understand it, then yeah, it'd be as big a pile of shit as Obamacare.
 
The old testament was written when wooly mammoths Still roamed the earth. Like Lewis Black said, it is pretty much don't eat the red berries and don't fuck your sister.
I don't think even practicing Christians should take it seriously.

Granule, you should continue to take it literally.
 
The famous book of fables and other tall tales effects some differently than others. But for anyone to actually believe any of that nonsense is life imitating theatre. I hope they are blessed for that,,,,,whatever that may mean.
 
I struggle with my Christianity and the only thing Christian elders have told me is "keep the faith and don't second guess your elders"

At probably 14 I asked my preacher "why were dinosaur bones found in the earth that date back before what the bible says is the creation of earth". I was told "the devil probably planed those to decieve you". Yet today, there are many more questions. Even human remains have shown up that date back before adam and eve. Also, if we went by the Bible we should all be naked. Shame only came after 1 person ate an apple they were supposed to eat but a snake told them to..................I guess before that nudity was the way we should have been, shame was a BAD thing.

Today, I wonder why god doesn't talk to people that are sane. The only people that say "god talked to me" today are either people that listen to their inner voice/dialogue or crazy people. I'm sure our world would have much more FAITH if god helped us and talked to us once in a while.

I wonder why God would give every woman born in the last 2014 years labor pains because ONE woman ate an apple a snake told her to eat and why Men rule over women and women aren't allowed to speak in church.

I find myself teaching my kids Christianity because it is one of the best moral compasses in the world, until politics get involved.
 
Soon enough your kids will see, as you somewhat have, how hypocritical christianity and most if not all self described christians are. It's a growing phenomenon that is quite natural and healthy for any inquiring mind. It's the inability to resolve the answers that tend to drive people to talking to magical ghosts and such.
 
Soon enough your kids will see, as you somewhat have, how hypocritical christianity and most if not all self described christians are. It's a growing phenomenon that is quite natural and healthy for any inquiring mind. It's the inability to resolve the answers that tend to drive people to talking to magical ghosts and such.

Well sure. Every religion teaches their children that if you don't follow THEIR religion then you will not get to heaven. Yet there are HUNDREDS of religions and somehow, MY religion is the winner.

I constantly wonder if Religion was made to organize society. I also know that people will seek an explanation for things in Science they don't understand...I even see Christians say "god will take care of it" when today the teachings are god works through the people. This is very damaging to the world to simply think I don't have to do anything to fix this, god will take care of it.
 
Well sure. Every religion teaches their children that if you don't follow THEIR religion then you will not get to heaven.

Roman Catholics don't teach that. And I'd consider Roman Catholicism to be a pretty significant religion.

So, once again; you = fail
 
you aren't going to pretend this is a serious look, are you?........

Yes the leftis dunces will; because God is a bad thing in their small minded world vid of facts or honesty. You see, dimwits on the left think morality is inherent and not taught.

Yes, they really are THAT stupid. After all, by never arguing the moral high ground, they can act Immorally and not be hypocrites. It's so easy to be a brain dead immoral leftist dunce.
 
The old testament was written when wooly mammoths Still roamed the earth. Like Lewis Black said, it is pretty much don't eat the red berries and don't fuck your sister.
I don't think even practicing Christians should take it seriously.

Granule, you should continue to take it literally.

LMAO; stupid looks good on you.
 
Roman Catholics don't teach that. And I'd consider Roman Catholicism to be a pretty significant religion.

So, once again; you = fail

Uh, sorry, incorrect.
The Roman Catholic attempt at ecumenism is nothing more than a blatant "if you can't beat them join them". In other words, as they slowly lose control over the world's Christians they are simply trying anything possible to stay relevant.

See if this helps you understand;

This means, for example, that Catholic-Orthodox dialogue or Catholic-Anglican dialogue constitutes ecumenism, because both Anglicans and the Orthodox are validly baptized non-Catholic Christians. But ecumenism doesn’t cover Catholic-Islamic dialogue or Catholic-Hindu dialogue, because Muslims and Hindus don’t baptize in the name of the Holy Trinity. The Church describes this kind of spiritual activity with non-Christian religions as “interfaith dialogue.”
While we’re defining terms, we should note that when dealing with common worship among Catholics and other Christians, we must distinguish between communicatio in sacris (sharing in the sacraments), and the more general communicatio in spiritualibus (sharing in common prayer).
Generally, the Church encourages communicatio in spiritualibus between Catholics and Protestants, but strictly limits communicatio in sacris to a handful of sacraments, and even then only between Catholics and members of an Eastern non-Catholic Church (see Canon 844). By “Eastern non-Catholic Church” we mean an historical Eastern Church (Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox or Assyrian Church of the East) whose sacraments and apostolic succession the Church recognizes as valid. This is different from Protestants (including Anglicans), whose claim to have valid sacraments and apostolic succession the Catholic Church does not recognize.

http://www.catholicculture.org/culture/library/view.cfm?recnum=6056
 
The famous book of fables and other tall tales effects some differently than others. But for anyone to actually believe any of that nonsense is life imitating theatre. I hope they are blessed for that,,,,,whatever that may mean.

Bravo!!! Posted like a good little brain dead fool wrapped in stupid. You Liberal dunces just can't help yourselves. You must be pissed at your DNC demigods who refused to take God outof their platform even though a majority of cretins voice voted to remove it eh?
 
Yes the leftis dunces will; because God is a bad thing in their small minded world vid of facts or honesty. You see, dimwits on the left think morality is inherent and not taught.

Yes, they really are THAT stupid. After all, by never arguing the moral high ground, they can act Immorally and not be hypocrites. It's so easy to be a brain dead immoral leftist dunce.

As usual, you haven't the foggiest notion what you are on about, but on and on you go.
Generalizations, broad brush painting and insults are all you are good for. Facts and knowledge elude you. You are truly a sad pathetic shadow of a person.
 
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