#1010Means That 0.1% Growth was too much, we gotta slow that down!

Damocles

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Well, the growth report comes out and we find that we had a SCREAMING 0.1% growth in that first quarter, a bit earlier the CBO report noting that 500,000 jobs would be lost to a min. wage increase...

The Obama Administration seeing that the growth was just too massively high has seated itself, twisted its legs into the lotus position, stared at its belly button and collectively decided that a loss of 500,000 jobs would be just the thing to tie up that loose knot!

*Whew*...

Crisis averted. Maybe he'll "pivot" back to jobs for the eleventy-billionth time... right after he gets rid of a few more to curb that overly massive growth...
 
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