Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
#1. I voted Republican cause now I don't have to mind my own business and I can now put government in the bedroom where it belongs.
#2. I voted Republican cause I can profit from other peoples misfortune.
#3. I voted Republican because I believe roads, schools, hospitals and pubic utilities spring up magically from the ground.
#4. I voted Republican because I believe that freedom and liberty are great until someone actually practices them.
#5. I voted Republican because I think it's just great that the Crips, Bloods, Mobsters, Criminals and the mentally ill can be armed with military assualt weapons.
#6. I voted Republican because science is for people who hate God.
#7. I voted Republican because I believe in the sanctity of life, that is, until you are born or you have brown skin.
#8. I voted Republican because it's my god given right to exploit people from poor countries.
#9. I voted Republican because I believe everything I produce and earn belongs to the top 1% and they'll be kind and give some of it back to me and that my rights end when I walk in my employers door.
#10. I voted Republican because I feel that Judges who protect the rights of individuals and minorities and who defend our freedoms provided by our Constitution are commie activist.
#11. I voted Republican because it's my right to poison and kill people by dumping my hazardous and toxic waste on other peoples property.
#12. I voted Republican cause I have a GED and no one needs anymore education than that!
#2. I voted Republican cause I can profit from other peoples misfortune.
#3. I voted Republican because I believe roads, schools, hospitals and pubic utilities spring up magically from the ground.
#4. I voted Republican because I believe that freedom and liberty are great until someone actually practices them.
#5. I voted Republican because I think it's just great that the Crips, Bloods, Mobsters, Criminals and the mentally ill can be armed with military assualt weapons.
#6. I voted Republican because science is for people who hate God.
#7. I voted Republican because I believe in the sanctity of life, that is, until you are born or you have brown skin.
#8. I voted Republican because it's my god given right to exploit people from poor countries.
#9. I voted Republican because I believe everything I produce and earn belongs to the top 1% and they'll be kind and give some of it back to me and that my rights end when I walk in my employers door.
#10. I voted Republican because I feel that Judges who protect the rights of individuals and minorities and who defend our freedoms provided by our Constitution are commie activist.
#11. I voted Republican because it's my right to poison and kill people by dumping my hazardous and toxic waste on other peoples property.
#12. I voted Republican cause I have a GED and no one needs anymore education than that!
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