About Steven Segal's Reign of Terror

[I'm Watermark]

I need to make a complaint
Steven Segal is not Jesus Christ, as many of you CIA funded heathens would have me believe
He will not fix my plumbing
We do not need to stand for his sub-par opinions about wine

Steven Segal is not Jesus
Please understand this

 

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[Minister of Truth]

Drugs make for some really great threads.

 

[Phantasmal]

I need to make a complaint
Steven Segal is not Jesus Christ, as many of you CIA funded heathens would have me believe
He will not fix my plumbing
We do not need to stand for his sub-par opinions about wine

Steven Segal is not Jesus
Please understand this

Welcome back

 

[Phantasmal]

I need to make a complaint
Steven Segal is not Jesus Christ, as many of you CIA funded heathens would have me believe
He will not fix my plumbing
We do not need to stand for his sub-par opinions about wine

Steven Segal is not Jesus
Please understand this

He wants to play Ghengis Kahn

 

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Rose, never leave again.

 

[Nomad]

Funny Segal segment (from Moscow) on Kimmel the other night.

Begins at 1:39

Is it just me or does his mouth look like a buffalo's ass?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I need to make a complaint
Steven Segal is not Jesus Christ, as many of you CIA funded heathens would have me believe
He will not fix my plumbing
We do not need to stand for his sub-par opinions about wine

Steven Segal is not Jesus
Please understand this

Blasphemer!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

He is my god.

 

[I'm Watermark]

He is my god.

A good god indeed. Just look at that jawline