Atheism and small penises

[MarcusA]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

 

[jacksonsprat22]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

you're pretty funny

 

[Concart]

Sounds like someone is projecting.

 

[AProudLefty]

I guess Muslims have the biggest penises due to their big bombs.

Oh wait I think that's Buddhists because of their yuge statues.

 

[Flash]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

God thinks size matters?

 

[AProudLefty]

God thinks size matters?

Yes. God wants the faithful to be fruitful and multiply, remember?

 

[Flash]

Yes. God wants the faithful to be fruitful and multiply, remember?

Oh, yeah. So that means all men with children have a big penis and the small ones are childless?

 

[AProudLefty]

Oh, yeah. So that means all men with children have a big penis and the small ones are childless?

Well it means fewer children but yeah pretty much.

 

[StoneByStone]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

 

[Enter Name Here.]

I have a fascination with penises due to the lackluster size of my own. Does that make me a godless helion?

No, but the honey badger furry getup does.

 

[anonymoose]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

So god and evolution favored blacks?

 

[AProudLefty]

So god and evolution favored blacks?

Oh no!!! You went there!!!

 

[bhaktajan]

Technically Jains are atheists...so maybe their goal is more superficial then first thought

Now Pray!

 

[AProudLefty]

So that's the reason they keep screaming God's names during sex? Oddly enough, every time I have sex and I scream his name, my penis grow longer and thicker. Maybe that's just me.

 

[Arks&sparka]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

I guess you're a size queen?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

they certainly go hand in hand......

 

[BattleofHodow]

The French & Czechs have a lot of Atheists & do well on wee wee size studies.

 

[Minister of Truth]

This thread presaged Micro Jackson's admission from yesterday.

 

[Trumpet]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

You must be on some serious drugs.

 

[jacksonsprat22]

My theory is that atheists have small penises, and that this is one reason why they are so disgruntled, since this means that neither God, nor evolution favored them, so they really do have "nothing" to believe in. Thoughts?

You love cock in your mouth.