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Now this one I can understand. A horses ass wants to fund horse condoms.
Barney Frank wants to spend $700 million for Horse Condoms.
Published in July 20th, 2009
On Friday July 17, the House of Representatives met to debate . . . Go on, take a guess: Health care? The cap-and-tax racket? Stimulus Two? No, none of the above. Don’t worry, they’re still spending your money. Wild horses couldn’t stop them doing that. The Bill provides condoms for horses.
The welfare mustangs are supposed to be put up for adoption. But, what with the government taking all our money to fund the Barney Frank Institute of Bureaucracy Studies, many of us no longer have the necessary discretionary income to stable a mustang in the rec room. A lot of the nags in managed-care facilities are getting a bit long in the tooth, and thus unlikely ever to find homes. So, rather than go on attempting to flog near-dead horses, the BLM was considering inviting the seniors to do the decent thing and sign up for assisted suicide or, in the designated euphemism, death with dignity. In the Netherlands, pretty much everyone over 47 who goes into hospital for a minor hernia winds up getting talked into death with dignity. Given that mustangs were introduced to America by the Spanish, its not inappropriate that they should meet a European end. With all this in mind congress decided to mandate enhanced contraception for horses and burros. Yes that’s right $700 million for Horse Condoms.
The Bill HR 1018 passed, here are the local results. Please call your rep and let them know what you think.
http://www.breakdownofamerica.com/?p=311
Barney Frank wants to spend $700 million for Horse Condoms.
Published in July 20th, 2009
On Friday July 17, the House of Representatives met to debate . . . Go on, take a guess: Health care? The cap-and-tax racket? Stimulus Two? No, none of the above. Don’t worry, they’re still spending your money. Wild horses couldn’t stop them doing that. The Bill provides condoms for horses.
The welfare mustangs are supposed to be put up for adoption. But, what with the government taking all our money to fund the Barney Frank Institute of Bureaucracy Studies, many of us no longer have the necessary discretionary income to stable a mustang in the rec room. A lot of the nags in managed-care facilities are getting a bit long in the tooth, and thus unlikely ever to find homes. So, rather than go on attempting to flog near-dead horses, the BLM was considering inviting the seniors to do the decent thing and sign up for assisted suicide or, in the designated euphemism, death with dignity. In the Netherlands, pretty much everyone over 47 who goes into hospital for a minor hernia winds up getting talked into death with dignity. Given that mustangs were introduced to America by the Spanish, its not inappropriate that they should meet a European end. With all this in mind congress decided to mandate enhanced contraception for horses and burros. Yes that’s right $700 million for Horse Condoms.
The Bill HR 1018 passed, here are the local results. Please call your rep and let them know what you think.
http://www.breakdownofamerica.com/?p=311
