Best Jobs of Today....

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  • Taking over for Hugh Hefner - Celebrity Photographer

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Sports Franchise Owner

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Creator and Host of Online Political Board

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Star Athlete

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Movie Star

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Business Tycoon

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Military General

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Casino Boss

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Prime Time TV Host

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Retired

    Votes: 3 33.3%

  • Total voters
    9
Hmmm, I am amazed that Safety Director for Utility Construction Company is not listed as a dream job.

I'll stay where I am.
 
Hmmm, I am amazed that Safety Director for Utility Construction Company is not listed as a dream job.

I'll stay where I am.

He left out anything in the sciences, too. I have no dreams among those choices. Well, maybe eventually the "retired" one. I expect to be even busier then than I am now.
 
I agree with USC, although I put movie star...

Who the fuck is Hugh Hefner?!? He must be pretty old or something, so he doesn't matter I suppose...
 
I agree with USC, although I put movie star...

Who the fuck is Hugh Hefner?!? He must be pretty old or something, so he doesn't matter I suppose...

Who is Hugh Hefner? Junior, he may be old but he has spent most of his life in luxury and surrounded by the most beautiful women in the world.

He is the founder of Playboy magazine.

And if the ladies of our forum will forgive my crass language, he has played in more pussy than you could ever imagine.
 
12 playmates of the month a year for 60 years, and he's slept with nearly all of them. That's already about one thousand, and the playmates are just the tip of the iceberg.
 
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Best job in the world for CK would be a Honey Dipper.

What's a honey dipper you ask? Why a honey dipper works for a cess pool cleaner. He stands in the bottom of the cess pool and he fills up a bucket if shit and hands it to the guy above the pit who dumps the bucket of shit into a barrel or drum and hands the empty bucket back to the honey dipper to fill up with more shit. Repeat the process untill the pit is cleaned.

Why is it the best job in the world for CK? Why this way he won't have to take any shit off anyone. :D
 
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