Bigfoot!

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That's crazy stupid .. everyone knows Bigfoot is on Mars.

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An actual image taken by the NASA Sririt rover camera.

No wonder we couldn't find him.
 
Why is he wearing a rock dress?

A) Secret Bigfoot camouflage technique that clearly needs some work or

B) Protective environmental suit designed to prevent injury from falling meteorites and pesky NASA probes?

Then again, perhaps....

C) Bigfoot is a transvestite trapped in the Neolithic Age.
 
Why is he wearing a rock dress?

Because he is cold?




I think there are two possibilities on this story. Either its a hoax (very likely), or someone actually found the carcass of a sasquatch and are trying to control the info until they get the chance to document it better.

As for it being in north Georgia, that doesn't make much sense to me either. While there are some remote and uninhabited areas there, its nothing like the Pacific Northwest as far as square miles of wilderness. Its quite possible that these two found the carcass elsewhere to avoid loading the woods up with tourists.

I guess we will wait until friday to see what the news conference tells us. With modern forensic techniques, it shouldn't be hard to determine if its a hoax or real.
 
That's not bigfoot on Mars. Look closely it's Jesus.
No wonder no one can find him here, wrong planet.
 
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