Good news indeed.
It was touch and go for a while there but, finally, after much hand-wringing and deliberation the government lackeys jury turned to the other government lackey prosecution and declared the monster guilty of something. It doesn't really matter what as long as the administration secured a guilty verdict from a jury of 6 military officers - men who, i think you'll agree, aren't the sort of people to take orders from anyone.
Although one does tend to wonder if all this government action was really worth it.
He was found guilty and will be locked up in Guantanamo Bay. If he had been found innocent he would have been locked up in Guantanamo Bay. If the charges had been dropped he would have been locked up in Guantanamo Bay. Due process in action there.