Breaking News: Wright Farted

[LadyT]

I guess Obama has gas today.

 

[Damocles]

Did Obama deny the gas? If he didn't then he supports it...

 

[uscitizen]

We need a description of the type of fart now. A conservative fart or a turbo lib one ?

 

[LadyT]

We need a description of the type of fart now. A conservative fart or a turbo lib one ?

It was a hot and tangy one. Obama really stinks.

 

[Onceler]

How could Obama sit in the "pews" for 20 years while this guy farted? Where is his judgment?

This election is over. Fart-gate sinks him....

 

[Damocles]

How could Obama sit in the "pews" for 20 years while this guy farted? Where is his judgment?

This election is over. Fart-gate sinks him....

True dat. I mean, if he's been sitting there for 20 years he must like those kind of farts. And to expose his children to those farts!

 

[Jarod]

Why did Obama choose a farter as his VP?

 

[LadyT]

How could Obama sit in the "pews" for 20 years while this guy farted? Where is his judgment?

This election is over. Fart-gate sinks him....

I know..

this is just astounding to me.

I can't believe I pulled the leaver for someone that sat in the pews while this serial farter stank up the place.

absurd.

 

[Topspin]

cnn REPORTED he had scramble eggs, link sausage and it was a wet fart.

 

[LadyT]

cnn REPORTED he had scramble eggs, link sausage and it was a wet fart.

A wet one?!

Now I really can't stand obama

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

cnn REPORTED he had scramble eggs, link sausage and it was a wet fart.

CNN just corrected their report and stated that it was indeed the chorizo in the eggs that caused the fart, but that it was indeed a wet one.

 

[LadyT]

CNN just corrected their report and stated that it was indeed the chorizo in the eggs that caused the fart, but that it was indeed a wet one.

Ok. That was pretty funny.

 

[Jarod]

Obama has scheduled a speech for tomorrow night. Apperantly his Grandmother was a farter also.

 

[LadyT]

Obama has scheduled a speech for tomorrow night. Apperantly his Grandmother was a farter also.

How could I have been so easily fooled.

This guy's life is filled with fly by farters.

 

[Jarod]

How could I have been so easily fooled.

This guy's life is filled with fly by farters.

He still loves her!

 

[Damocles]

According to his speech, it is typical of white people to fart.