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[Dauffunloar]

What's up, I'm new.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Cialis is better.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Cialis is better.

and how would you know? Did Topper tell you?

 

[Minister of Truth]

and how would you know? Did Topper tell you?

Its true that I'm decades too young to experiment with either product, so I am judging from the commercials.

 

[/MSG/]

Its true that I'm decades too young to experiment with either product, so I am judging from the commercials.

Dude, just because you don't NEED them, doesn't mean it's not a hell of a ride when you take one. You have to try it at least once when you're young.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I have heard tales of guys who kept a stash of the little blue pills, and whenever their current girl was drifting away with the sparks, they would pop one, and so on it would go for a while...

 

[/MSG/]

I have heard tales of guys who kept a stash of the little blue pills, and whenever their current girl was drifting away with the sparks, they would pop one, and so on it would go for a while...

I don't know about all that, I just know it's AMAZING every now and then. Especially if you're porking a girl who already has low expectations.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Cialis is better.

How do you know, surely you don't need it at your age?

 

[Minister of Truth]

How do you know, surely you don't need it at your age?

We already covered this. See above. OTOH, Billy is younger than me, and he has used it, so, in your face, Tom! IN YOUR FACE!!!

 

[zappasguitar]

and how would you know? Did Topper tell you?

Because once you "see Alice" you won't need any viagra!!

baa-DOOM!!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Sure.

 

[/MSG/]

Sure.

Just get the free samples. That's all you need right now.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

I have heard tales of guys who kept a stash of the little blue pills, and whenever their current girl was drifting away with the sparks, they would pop one, and so on it would go for a while...

so what you are saying is you might get up to three minutes?

 

[Minister of Truth]

so what you are saying is you might get up to three minutes?

Well, any guy who does not suffer from PE can go at least 2 min., and the normal range extends to 5. I'm guessing viagra could boost a low-end guy to at least 5 minutes...

 

[Crashk]

so what you are saying is you might get up to three minutes?

3-5 minutes! Ha! More like 3-5 hours!

I'm not going to admit to knowing anything about them or having them or ever taking one, i aint sayin, im just sayin.

 

[Crashk]

What's up, I'm new.

Howdy

 

[/MSG/]

3-5 minutes! Ha! More like 3-5 hours!

I'm not going to admit to knowing anything about them or having them or ever taking one, i aint sayin, im just sayin.

Why not admit to it? I already did.

 

[cawacko]

Still love the Cialis ad that says if your erection lasts for longer than four hours call a doctor. Seems to me if that's your problem you need to be calling someone else...

 

[/MSG/]

Still love the Cialis ad that says if your erection lasts for longer than four hours call a doctor. Seems to me if that's your problem you need to be calling someone else...

You need to call a doc so they can hook you up with one of those sexy nurses.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Still love the Cialis ad that says if your erection lasts for longer than four hours call a doctor. Seems to me if that's your problem you need to be calling someone else...

Colbert did a parody of that, where he had his own brand and he declared "if you should have an erection lasting more than four hours - you're welcome."