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Little Suzy had a litter of very young kittens that she was trying to give
away, so she had took them out on the street corner with a sign reading "FREE KITTENS".
Suddenly a line of big cars swept up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars stopped and a man stepped out of the biggest car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there?" he asked.
Kittens" Little Suzy said. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open
yet".
What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democratic kittens" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, and returned to his car.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, with the media.
The next day, Little Suzy was on the corner with her "FREE KITTENS" sign when the big motorcade pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN following.
All the leftist media types had their cameras ready when Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away."
Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are REPUBLICAN kittens. "
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama stammered, "But, yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATIC kittens!"
Little Suzy says, "Yes, they were. But, today, they have their eyes open."
Note to Obama-worshippers: this is an apocryphal story...
away, so she had took them out on the street corner with a sign reading "FREE KITTENS".
Suddenly a line of big cars swept up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars stopped and a man stepped out of the biggest car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there?" he asked.
Kittens" Little Suzy said. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open
yet".
What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democratic kittens" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, and returned to his car.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, with the media.
The next day, Little Suzy was on the corner with her "FREE KITTENS" sign when the big motorcade pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN following.
All the leftist media types had their cameras ready when Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away."
Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are REPUBLICAN kittens. "
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama stammered, "But, yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATIC kittens!"
Little Suzy says, "Yes, they were. But, today, they have their eyes open."
Note to Obama-worshippers: this is an apocryphal story...
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