Chip Implants

Sir Galahad

Sir Galahad

Christian Socialist Party
Now that May is almost here, has everyone decided where they would like to have their "chips" implanted?

His Majesty Bush has given the order! :king:
 
If you take it voluntary, they will put it in your hand for easy scanning. If it is forced upon you, it will be in your forehead.
 
uscitizen said:
Fear ? It will be for convenience. You won't even have to slow down at the wally world checkout.
:D
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The benefit will be that if you ever lose your keys, or something, you can just call up the monitors and ask them to retrace you steps..
 
charver said:
The benefit will be that if you ever lose your keys, or something, you can just call up the monitors and ask them to retrace you steps..
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Ohh yes lots of benefits there ;)

ID theft would be more difficult.

Voter fraud would be eliminated.

The list goes on.
 
It's alright US, you've got you're guns and ammo but in case of government oppression i've gots my suitcase bom....er big knife and fists of fury...yes that's right... fists and knives...not a big bomb.

(for the security services reading this, you really should be doing something useful like catching terrorists and that rather than reading the inane babblings of a half cut English gentleman)
 
There's a white van parked outside with two hefty looking blokes inside.

I'm thinking of offering them a cup of tea and a Koran.
 
uscitizen said:
Ohh yes lots of benefits there ;)

ID theft would be more difficult.

Voter fraud would be eliminated.

The list goes on.
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Crooks will simply be smart enough to cut off your hand and dump your body. Spend your money before your corpse hits the ocean...
 
Damocles said:
Crooks will simply be smart enough to cut off your hand and dump your body. Spend your money before your corpse hits the ocean...
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but the chips will be smart enough to monitor your pulse and know you are dead and notify the bank and the IRS so the estate process and death taxes can begin. It will save a lot of paperwork that way.
 
uscitizen said:
but the chips will be smart enough to monitor your pulse and know you are dead and notify the bank and the IRS so the estate process and death taxes can begin. It will save a lot of paperwork that way.
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I'm sure they'll figure ways to get around that too. In fact, they likely already have. The ideas we usually have are almost always already hacked by those with tech experience.
 
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