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I think I've got it right to about here:

In the 1800's, liberals oppressed our states rights and supported slavery. They entered the civil war to stop us from states righting them into not having slavery anymore. After we beat them handily, they later reorganized, and started oppressing blacks by denying them registration, being big governmenty, oppressing their right to be Christian, and all the other things liberals believe in.

However, around the 1950's, the south entered a rennaissance and became the most enlightened people in history. They completely abandoned their old racist ways and started voting for Republicans, and finally believed in states rights and freedom to be Christian. However, with brown vs. board of education liberal activist judges overturned these wise men and started oppressing the WHITE people in America... what a turnaround! After that the liberals raised taxes to 100% to oppress poor working class whites and blacks who were just moving out of those low tax brackets at the same time.

Then in the 1980's, Reagan came to the south, and promised to finally free the blacks by giving them back the states rights they had so long desired. We drove the liberals into submission. We freed the blacks from the oppressive taxation that had been used to feed lazy liberals, we raised drug penalties to put liberals who had been oppressing blacks in jail, and, along with our new open minded southern friends, came together defended our Christian heritage and also put off attacks by the gays and cripples that desired to end our civil liberties by forcing blacks to employ them.

Now, we are entering a the best time in history.

But no...

The liberals are trying to run a black muslim who's name rhymes with 'Osama'! He will end our freedoms and oppress the blacks! Don't let it happen!
 
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Watermark said:
I think I've got it right to about here:

In the 1800's, liberals oppressed our states rights and supported slavery. They entered the civil war to stop us from states righting them into not having slavery anymore. After we beat them handily, they later reorganized, and started oppressing blacks by denying them registration, being big governmenty, oppressing their right to be Christian, and all the other things liberals believe in.

However, around the 1950's, the south entered a rennaissance and became the most enlightened people in history. They completely abandoned their old racist ways and started voting for Republicans, and finally believed in states rights and freedom to be Christian. However, with brown vs. board of education liberal activist judges overturned these wise men and started oppressing the WHITE people in America... what a turnaround! After that the liberals raised taxes to 100% to oppress poor working class whites and blacks who were just moving out of those low tax brackets at the same time.

Then in the 1980's, Reagan came to the south, and promised to finally free the blacks by giving them back the states rights they had so long desired. We drove the liberals into submission. We freed the blacks from the oppressive taxation that had been used to feed lazy liberals, we raised drug penalties to put liberals who had been oppressing blacks in jail, and, along with our new open minded southern friends, came together defended our Christian heritage and also put off attacks by the gays and cripples that desired to end our civil liberties by forcing blacks to employ them.

Now, we are entering a the best time in history.

But no...

The liberals are trying to run a black muslim who's name rhymes with 'Osama'! He will end our freedoms and oppress the blacks! Don't let it happen!
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In the 19th Century, liberals were trying to advance the cause of democracy. They were proslave and pro expansion of slavery, and after the population of the North began to expand and liberal hegemeny was no longer secured through the 3/5 clause, they began to use states rights arguments. Seeing their reign of power threatened by the rise of the Republicans, they seceeded.

After Reconstruction, conservatives and liberals found new rallying cries. The GOP wanted to reform the civil service and liberals turned to labor issues and a new populism was born. Between 1880 and 1933, a new liberalism was born. Of course, it was still persecuting the hell out of racial, ethnic and religious minorites, but they were otherwise for the "common man." This new liberalism was heroic like the liberalism that gave us democracy, because in economic and labor reform also, the means always justify the ends, no matter if the people have horrible character and moral principles.

Finally, in the postwar, an increasingly liberated liberalism began to shed its old skin, favoring abortion, drugs and other great necessities for our social democracy in place of slavery and racism which it had played off of in the past... Some people did not evolve past the earlier liberal versions, and began to move their worthless behinds into the conservative party, in a Commedy Central-esque attempt to redefine republicanism and conservatism.
 
Threedee said:
In the 19th Century, liberals were trying to advance the cause of democracy. They were proslave and pro expansion of slavery, and after the population of the North began to expand and liberal hegemeny was no longer secured through the 3/5 clause, they began to use states rights arguments. Seeing their reign of power threatened by the rise of the Republicans, they seceeded.

After Reconstruction, conservatives and liberals found new rallying cries. The GOP wanted to reform the civil service and liberals turned to labor issues and a new populism was born. Between 1880 and 1933, a new liberalism was born. Of course, it was still persecuting the hell out of racial, ethnic and religious minorites, but they were otherwise for the "common man." This new liberalism was heroic like the liberalism that gave us democracy, because in economic and labor reform also, the means always justify the ends, no matter if the people have horrible character and moral principles.

Finally, in the postwar, an increasingly liberated liberalism began to shed its old skin, favoring abortion, drugs and other great necessities for our social democracy in place of slavery and racism which it had played off of in the past... Some people did not evolve past the earlier liberal versions, and began to move their worthless behinds into the conservative party, in a Commedy Central-esque attempt to redefine republicanism and conservatism.
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Idiot. Liberalism, classical or social, didn't exist as an America philosophy in the 18th century. This post is even more absurd than mine.
 
I will pay you 100 million dollars to not become a schoolteacher and poison the minds of children with extremely erronous history, Three.
 
And the jeffersonian ideology has absolutely nothing to do with FDR's liberal/social democratic philosophy. They are about as far apart as two things can be.
 
Threedee said:
In the 19th Century, liberals were trying to advance the cause of democracy. They were proslave and pro expansion of slavery, and after the population of the North began to expand and liberal hegemeny was no longer secured through the 3/5 clause, they began to use states rights arguments. Seeing their reign of power threatened by the rise of the Republicans, they seceeded.

After Reconstruction, conservatives and liberals found new rallying cries. The GOP wanted to reform the civil service and liberals turned to labor issues and a new populism was born. Between 1880 and 1933, a new liberalism was born. Of course, it was still persecuting the hell out of racial, ethnic and religious minorites, but they were otherwise for the "common man." This new liberalism was heroic like the liberalism that gave us democracy, because in economic and labor reform also, the means always justify the ends, no matter if the people have horrible character and moral principles.

Finally, in the postwar, an increasingly liberated liberalism began to shed its old skin, favoring abortion, drugs and other great necessities for our social democracy in place of slavery and racism which it had played off of in the past... Some people did not evolve past the earlier liberal versions, and began to move their worthless behinds into the conservative party, in a Commedy Central-esque attempt to redefine republicanism and conservatism.
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Uhhh Three.....how comes I get the notion that you don't fully appreciate Water's sense of humor?:)
 
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