Did You Know Romney is Mormon?

[Minister of Truth]

Of course, if you don't get your news from The Onion, you're probably uninformed in these matters.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-63-of-americans-say-they-have-a-problem-with,27539/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/utah-fans-concerned-as-jazz-break-huddle-by-shouti,17357/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mormonisms-150th,7940/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mormon-teen-loses-inhibitions-after-third-benadryl,326/

Last article should be an "ah, yes indeed" moment for Watermark.