Mayor Pole Rider
Sidewalk Commando
I used to be the kind of guy who wore the leather chaps and fake Harley patches. Then one day I realized my potential and bought me one of those Honda 250's and I was a blazin down the road with some of the biggest and baddest gangs west of the Missisippy.
I didn't like the way the local yokel cops picked on me and beat me and my members up so we decided to do sumthin about that. We stayed out of the side of town where we got beat up by the coppers and the ninja riders and decided a place in office was the place to be. We offered up one of our favorite wine coolers to the biker Gods and they chose me to run for local mayor!
Wouldn't ya believe it but I won the majority vote. All 7 of our teefless drunks came out and being that I was kind enough to give 'em a reach around every now and again they pulled through for me in return. Now I'm known as Mayor Pole Rider and run these parts 'round here. Sidewalk Commando to the rescue!
Pleased to make your ackwantinces, and I hope to school others on how they too can make a difference.
MPR
I didn't like the way the local yokel cops picked on me and beat me and my members up so we decided to do sumthin about that. We stayed out of the side of town where we got beat up by the coppers and the ninja riders and decided a place in office was the place to be. We offered up one of our favorite wine coolers to the biker Gods and they chose me to run for local mayor!
Wouldn't ya believe it but I won the majority vote. All 7 of our teefless drunks came out and being that I was kind enough to give 'em a reach around every now and again they pulled through for me in return. Now I'm known as Mayor Pole Rider and run these parts 'round here. Sidewalk Commando to the rescue!
Pleased to make your ackwantinces, and I hope to school others on how they too can make a difference.
MPR