God Created Bananas. Prove Me Wrong.
- Thread starter AProudLefty
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I appreciate your efforts to come up with a new Schtick.
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Anything to add?
Matt Dillon
Semolina comes from wheat
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Exactly!!!
Matt Dillon
Semolina comes from wheat
Those dudes probably are oblivious.
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If god created bannanas then why would there be plantain saba etc as well? You'd think a god would be able to get it right the first time, no?
Wouldnt the most intelligent way to make something be to make something that could make itself?
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Looks like a cock sucking class. Catholics are so disgusting.
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The banana tree very obviously made the banana.... who made the banana tree? A slightly different banana tree.
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When you can finaly give a banana tree the credit it deserves, maybe then you could figure out how to give a god the credit a god might deserve. Until then, vids like this are just roman alterboys proliferating arrogance to sell books made from dead banana trees.
And how far can you trust people like that, i should ask.
And how far can you trust people like that, i should ask.
NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
Or, Lefty, we could just let you believe that God created bananas and not worry about it.
Did he do it after aardvarks but before chrysanthemums?
Did he do it along with other fruit?
Or was it totally random?
To make a story convincing, let's add a little detail.
Damn, I wanted to not worry about it, and instead, you got me into it.
Troublemaker.
Did he do it after aardvarks but before chrysanthemums?
Did he do it along with other fruit?
Or was it totally random?
To make a story convincing, let's add a little detail.
Damn, I wanted to not worry about it, and instead, you got me into it.
Troublemaker.
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Actually the irony is that creator did create the bananas, but it isn't what they thought. It was humans who developed the bananas we eat today. Wild bananas are not eatable.
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Actually it was Santa Claus who gave us the gift of bananas.
evince
Truthmatters
He said bananas are chewy?
It’s wild how these people know nothing about science
A plant that doesn’t have the ability to fit into it’s environment and propagate dies out
Apes carry them to eat later
Increasing the area propagated by bananas until the weather and soil make it impossible for more bananas to grow there
Why are they soooo fact resistant?
Religion seems to want to stop propagating religion
They keep up hating on science the weather conditions and soil won’t support it anymore
Humans won’t carry it around to eat later either
evince
Truthmatters
Well they are editable but are not what people are now used to
Smaller fatter and filled with hard seeds
There are pink bananas, stripped bananas, orange pulped bananas and ones that when you cook them they taste like strawberries
Too many religions just don’t like science because they feel like science destroys their points
They need to face that if learned facts increasingly destroy their myths of the world then their religion needs to toss their myths and just promote the spiritual value their religion has to offer mankind
EVOLVE DAMMMIT
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No it's overwhelmingly self evident the banana tree made the banana.
AProudLefty
Black Kitty Ain't Happy
Yes they do. However humans cultivate them and breed them.
NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
As long as everybody has proper potassium levels, how does it matter?
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But what do you tell them when they can debunk your space program funding leeches and associated sifi market? Yep turns out people cant reproduce or survive at all in space. Seems we need earth's gravity well. What could prove the theory of evolution more perfectly than that? That no complex system animal on earth can survive anywhere other than it's natural habitat? "What really?" Yep turns out that even the most promissing test they released supporting the use of centrifical force as an alternative still showed some mutations. Mamals cant reproduce in space. And if we cant reproduce in space it's impossible to assume we could reproduce on any other planet with a differing angle of bent space. We arent just under the effects of whatever causes gravity, we're also already under centrifical influence in the opposite direction of how is might be supposed we could use it to replace earth's gravity well. There is a geotropic influence we're hopelessly evolved with. The trouble is. Creationist theists faiths have to destroy themselves just to destroy one field of study.
Is it at all strange they havent done it yet? Makes you wonder how much they belived in their ji-zeus in the first place.
When it's self evident the banana tree made the banana and you still cant suppose it, something has deeply poisoned people's minds. Now, you can suppose that the banana tree was selectivly bred to be what it is. You could suppose that, but it's still the banana tree that let you do it.
Banana trees make bananas, it's irrefutable.
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Did you addapt the banana tree to suit your needs or was the banana tree clever enough to be a tree that could addapt to any animals needs that suits it's own? What? Did you really think people were the first animals a banana tree chose to feed?
So arrogant.
So arrogant.