God's New pick

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Well, after sticking us with 8 years of george w bush, whom as we all know "God wanted to be president", God didn't learn his lesson and is making political picks again.

My personal opinion is that God should go back to novel writing, and re-release an updated version of his best-selling "The Bible". He makes a pretty good novelist, but his political picks suck beyond the telling of it.

Here he is trying to get Mike Huckabee elected president. Well, according to Mike at any rate.

DANIEL WEBB: Hi.


MIKE HUCKABEE: Yes, sir.


DANIEL WEBB: I’m Daniel Webb, and I’m not a government student. But, Mr. President—I mean, Governor Huckabee—


MIKE HUCKABEE: I like the sound of that. Go ahead.


DANIEL WEBB: Yeah, Freudian slip. Recent polls show you surging in many states, including Iowa, where you’re statistically tied with Mitt Romney, as well as Florida, where you’re second place, and Texas. What do you attribute this surge to?


MIKE HUCKABEE: There’s only one explanation for it, and it’s not a human one. It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of 5,000 people. And that’s the only way that our campaign could be doing what it’s doing. And I’m not being facetious, nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across this country who are praying that a little will become much, and it has. And it defies all explanation. It has confounded the pundits. And I am enjoying every minute of their trying to figure it out. And until they look at it from a—just experience beyond human, they’ll never figure it out. And that’s probably just as well. That’s honestly why it’s happening.


http://www.democracynow.org/2007/12/20/mike_huckabee_equates_environmentalism_with_pornography
 
I guess because the title of the segment was "Huckabee compares Environmentalism to pornography"

Did you think I had posted something very naughty?

I was nervous to open the link. I don't want any filth on my computer.

Next time you post a porno link, send it via PM and I'll open it up on my brothers computer when I get to LA.
 
I was nervous to open the link. I don't want any filth on my computer.

Next time you post a porno link, send it via PM and I'll open it up on my brothers computer when I get to LA.

LOL

Ok. I'll PM you a bunch of porn. I hope your brother isn't married, you might get him into trouble. But as long as your computer stays clean, who cares?
 
from the link.

Mike Huckabee Equates Environmentalism With Pornography

David Corn of Mother Jones discusses Huckabee’s past writings and why the former Baptist minister’s sermons are being kept secret. In 1998, Huckabee wrote: “Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities.”
 
The title is a mistatement then. He gave a list of things he thought polarized society, not a list of things that are the same as "pron"
 
Religion polarize society ?
Naah it is those darned atheists doing the polarizing. they will burn in hell for all eternity!

:burn:
 
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