Help! I've Been Kidnapped!

[Howey]

By a racist and forced to post this!

 

[cancel2 2022]

By a racist and forced to post this!

How much does he want to keep you captured?

 

[Auster]

How much does he want to keep you captured?

Other way around. How hard is Howey trying to get away.

 

[Howey]

Hey, Whiz Kid...I've been wondering about your sig for today...

[MANNERISM_THREAD:lurk]

Today's ??? (_09APR13_):

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner...wesley-j-smith
theoretically every gay and lesbian in the state could be deemed infertile for purposes of insurance coverage merely by the fact that they don’t wish to engage in heterosexual relations
This the paperwork, Line 13-17
http://leginfo.ca.gov/pub/13-14/bill...introduced.pdf

Interesting take.

Although I guess you, and the idiot with National Review, didn't realize lesbians and gay males can procreate, right? And can be sterile, thus requiring treatment?

 

[Auster]

I have not enough knowledge to make an informed descision, which is why I included the second link.

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

Actually, gays and lesbians would not be deemed infertile merely by the fact that they don't wish to engage in heterosexual relations.

 

[I'm Watermark]

Actually, gays and lesbians would not be deemed infertile merely by the fact that they don't wish to engage in heterosexual relations.

Yes, even if you looked at it through that - incredibly distorted, may I add - lens, they'd be abstinent, not infertile.

 

[Howey]

I have not enough knowledge to make an informed descision.

Truest thing you've said to date.

 

[Canceled.2014.1]

They will probably be treated, by their insurance company, the same way they'd treat a single woman who wished to get pregnant without involving a man.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Truest thing you've said to date.

It's never stopped you though!!

 

[Auster]

Howey, you've misquoted me. Delete the period in my quote in your sig or Ill report it.

 

[I'm Watermark]

Howey, you've misquoted me. Delete the period in my quote in your sig or Ill report it.

Wow... somebody cares too much. But really, go post on a forum where that's an infraction.

 

[Howey]

Howey, you've misquoted me. Delete the period in my quote in your sig or Ill report it.

OMG! I'M SCARED!

Wow... somebody cares too much. But really, go post on a forum where that's an infraction.

He was banned for being stupid.

 

[Auster]

Okay, Howey, I asked you nicely.

 

[I'm Watermark]

Okay, Howey, I asked you nicely.

Misquoting in signatures isn't against the rules. Do you like mine?

 

[Howey]

Okay, Howey, I asked you nicely.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Damocles]

Ah... heck. Somebody tell me what their sigs are... It's not worth turning on sigs to read that stuff.

 

[Auster]

Sea Bird's says 'I piss in my husbands shoes.' Rather curious about the inspiration, actually. Shy Guy?

 

[I'm Watermark]

Sea Bird's says 'I piss in my husbands shoes.' Rather curious about the inspiration, actually. Shy Guy?

I take inspiration from the world around me. From the birds, from the sound of the stream, the trees surrounding the quaint, sunlight clearing where I sing words of my forefathers, from the Leninist revolutionary spirit of Rand Paul. Put this together, and you have that simple, heartfelt line to represent the eternal love between you and Antonio Gramsci's ghost.

 

[Auster]

At least you have the soul of the idealist, the heart of a poet. . .