HO-HO-Help me out with my dilemna!

[SantaClaus]

Every year I bring coal to all the Liberals stockings (sometimes I even have to pull them off the male one's feet).
But this year, they are going green so what can I put in their stocking instead?

My elves (sorry I mean height-challenged people, don't want to sound 'heightist') suggested a solar powered turd but I don't know if it would get the message across, you know that "ho-ho-holy shit have you ever been bad this year".

Any ideas?

 

[Cancel7]

Gee, I wonder who this could be? It’s attempting to “burn” liberals and it’s not funny.
What a mystery.

 

[ib1yysguy]

Gee, even a bit of sexism. This IS a mystery!

 

[Battleborne]

Suggestion........

Every year I bring coal to all the Liberals stockings (sometimes I even have to pull them off the male one's feet).
But this year, they are going green so what can I put in their stocking instead?

My elves (sorry I mean height-challenged people, don't want to sound 'heightist') suggested a solar powered turd but I don't know if it would get the message across, you know that "ho-ho-holy shit have you ever been bad this year".

Any ideas?

Give em' lotsa condums so they won't procreate and the abortion rate will go down...

 

[SantaClaus]

Gee, I wonder who this could be? It’s attempting to “burn” liberals and it’s not funny.
What a mystery.

Oh-ho-ho, I remember you! Last time you sat on my lap, you were very naughty indeed!
http://www.newstimes.com/latestnews/ci_7749222

No-no-mo gifts for you this year.

 

[Onceler]

The complete absence of humor is a dead giveaway on this one...