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ORLANDO, Fla. -- A Florida teen whose arm was ripped from his body by an 11-foot alligator is blaming the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission for not properly controlling the alligator population.

"It's a problem that needs to be dealt with," victim Kasey Edwards said. "The alligators -- the population needs to be brought down."

Edwards said he knew the canal was infested with alligators before taking a 2 a.m. swim at Nubbin Slough, a canal near Lake Okeechobee on Sunday.

"They said they pulled out over a dozen 12-foot alligators and they spotted 150 in that area," Edwards said.

911 Caller: 'His Arm Is Gone'


Meanwhile, frantic 911 calls made moments after Edwards lost his arm were released Wednesday night. One of the calls described Edward's condition.
"I just called about the alligator bite," a caller told a 911 dispatcher.
"He got bit by a gator?" the dispatcher asked.
"His arm is gone," the caller said.
"Do you have anything to hold off the bleeding?" the dispatcher asked.
"Yes, ma'am," the caller said.

When paramedic crews arrived, they found Edwards was missing his left arm.
Police released a new photo of Edwards lying on the side of the canal being treated.

Edwards said he escaped the alligator's death roll by poking his finger into its eye. The teen's arm was later found inside the alligator's stomach but it couldn't be reattached.
He is expected to remain in the hospital this week.

http://www.local6.com/news/16715344/detail.html?Derrr




So this dumbass decides to go swimming in a canal that he KNOWS is full of alligators, and he is trying to blame the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission??

Sorry, but that dog won't hunt. I think this is just nature's way of adding chlorine to the gene pool.
 
Oh, give him a break, Diuretic, he's 'armless.

(i sincerely apologise to everyone for that, frankly unforgivable, pun)

At least you didn't accuse him of telling a story that was a croc...oh wait that's here...bugger...okay well he couldn't point the finger at the offending reptile I suppose...but I reckon a Murdoch rag could use this - " 'armless twat saved by 'Gator aid!"

Not as good as, "Headless body found in topless bar!" but then that's the sort of stuff that doesn't present itself very often.
 
At least you didn't accuse him of telling a story that was a croc...oh wait that's here...bugger...okay well he couldn't point the finger at the offending reptile I suppose...but I reckon a Murdoch rag could use this - " 'armless twat saved by 'Gator aid!"

Not as good as, "Headless body found in topless bar!" but then that's the sort of stuff that doesn't present itself very often.

:D

My favourite headline has to be the one in The Sun after tiny Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic 3-1 in the cup.
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ORLANDO, Fla. -- A Florida teen whose arm was ripped from his body by an 11-foot alligator is blaming the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission for not properly controlling the alligator population.

"It's a problem that needs to be dealt with," victim Kasey Edwards said. "The alligators -- the population needs to be brought down."

Edwards said he knew the canal was infested with alligators before taking a 2 a.m. swim at Nubbin Slough, a canal near Lake Okeechobee on Sunday.

"They said they pulled out over a dozen 12-foot alligators and they spotted 150 in that area," Edwards said.

911 Caller: 'His Arm Is Gone'


Meanwhile, frantic 911 calls made moments after Edwards lost his arm were released Wednesday night. One of the calls described Edward's condition.
"I just called about the alligator bite," a caller told a 911 dispatcher.
"He got bit by a gator?" the dispatcher asked.
"His arm is gone," the caller said.
"Do you have anything to hold off the bleeding?" the dispatcher asked.
"Yes, ma'am," the caller said.

When paramedic crews arrived, they found Edwards was missing his left arm.
Police released a new photo of Edwards lying on the side of the canal being treated.

Edwards said he escaped the alligator's death roll by poking his finger into its eye. The teen's arm was later found inside the alligator's stomach but it couldn't be reattached.
He is expected to remain in the hospital this week.

http://www.local6.com/news/16715344/detail.html?Derrr




So this dumbass decides to go swimming in a canal that he KNOWS is full of alligators, and he is trying to blame the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission??

Sorry, but that dog won't hunt. I think this is just nature's way of adding chlorine to the gene pool.

Too bad he lived. He could have been a Darwin Award winner.
 
He'll get an honorable mention.

Thats good, because he did seem to give it a valiant effort.

Now the real question becomes, how do we trick the politicians in DC to take a swim in the same location?

Perhaps we get Bush to do it, he is good at tricking Congress.
 
Thats good, because he did seem to give it a valiant effort.

Now the real question becomes, how do we trick the politicians in DC to take a swim in the same location?

Perhaps we get Bush to do it, he is good at tricking Congress.

Having spent sevral years in Florida, I can assure you that there are gators all over the place. Retention ponds that are less than 100' from nice houses in planned subdivisions will usually have at least one. There was one very nice home with less than 50' of backyard between it and the pond with a gator that went at least 8'.

We just need to get more politicians down to Florida for vacations.
 
Having spent sevral years in Florida, I can assure you that there are gators all over the place. Retention ponds that are less than 100' from nice houses in planned subdivisions will usually have at least one. There was one very nice home with less than 50' of backyard between it and the pond with a gator that went at least 8'.

We just need to get more politicians down to Florida for vacations.

I know. My parents live outside of Orlando. My dad loves to fish and routinely catches baby gators while doing so.

Last time I was down there I saw a six footer and the first thing I thought is "I do not want to meet a bigger one" Bastards are friggin fast.
 
I know. My parents live outside of Orlando. My dad loves to fish and routinely catches baby gators while doing so.

Last time I was down there I saw a six footer and the first thing I thought is "I do not want to meet a bigger one" Bastards are friggin fast.

People who see them sunning on the banks think they are slow. But those buggers can get up on those stubby legs and haul ass.
 
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