I'm Donald Trump, OH WAIT!

[Robo]

I’m Donald Trump.

I’m a beautiful person!

I’m unbelievably fantastically wonderful!

I can build a beautiful wall and make Mexico pay for it!

I can call women fat, ugly bitches that belong on their knees and never lose a voter!

I can shoot people in the streets and never lose a vote!

I don’t need to know what the Triad is and never lose a vote!

I can deport 13 million Mexicans and Latinos still love me!

I’m Donald Trump, I’m handsome and great and beautiful women come from all over the world to marry me!

I can make America almost as great as me again!

I’m Donald Trump, OH WAIT I’M DONALD TRUMP THE LOSER!

 

[evince]

yeap


and your base loves him

 

[Robo]

yeap


and your base loves him

Who's my "base" dippy? Oh! That's right you haven't a clue, huh?

 

[evince]

you are right wing


you are one of the shills

 

[Robo]

you are right wing


you are one of the shills

If I'm right-wing, how come I oppose the Drug War? How come I claim gays have a constitutional right to make agreeable adult marriage contracts? How come I claim that there's no constitutional protection for the unborn and I support a woman's right to control her own body? If I'm a right-winger, how come I promote downsizing the Military Industrial Complex? Can you splain all of that Dippy?

 

[canceled.2021.1]

If I'm right-wing, how come I oppose the Drug War? How come I claim gays have a constitutional right to make agreeable adult marriage contracts? How come I claim that there's no constitutional protection for the unborn and I support a woman's right to control her own body? If I'm a right-winger, how come I promote downsizing the Military Industrial Complex? Can you splain all of that Dippy?

Stop. You have convinced me. You are a left winger.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

you are right wing

you are one of the shills

you're certifiable. somewhere in this country, a village lost it's idiot (you).

 

[PostmodernProphet]

one thing you can't do is skip a debate and keep your momentum........

 

[Robo]

Stop. You have convinced me. You are a left winger.

How come I'm a staunch gun rights advocate? How come I'm a member of the NRA? How come I know Hillary Clinton is an incompetent lying felon? How come I promote limited government and report on the unconstitutionality of Medicare, Medicaid, Socialist Insecurity, the Federal social and corporate welfare system and the unconstitutional Drug War and all of the undeclared wars the duopoly sucks America into?

Hey! Maybe I'm neither right or left but just a plain old boring constitutionalist that right and left haven't a clue about, huh?

 

[canceled.2021.1]

How come I'm a staunch gun rights advocate? How come I'm a member of the NRA? How come I know Hillary Clinton is an incompetent lying felon? How come I promote limited government and report on the unconstitutionality of Medicare, Medicaid, Socialist Insecurity, the Federal social and corporate welfare system and the unconstitutional Drug War and all of the undeclared wars the duopoly sucks America into?

Hey! Maybe I'm neither right or left but just a plain old boring constitutionalist that right and left haven't a clue about, huh?

Or you are just s left winger.

 

[Robo]

one thing you can't do is skip a debate and keep your momentum........

You can if you're really The Donald. He can shoot people in the streets and never lose a vote. Everybody loves The Donald, he knows how to make a fortune bribing politicians, that will make him a perfect President.