Ladies, as interesting as these conversations are, I believe it is a Vast, Left-Wing Conspiricy to try and throw me off my game. I will not be fooled. No matter WHAT you say, I will jus keep picturing you as you quite possibly are, Butch lesbians loaded with Biker Tattoos,a bottle of Cheap Ripple in your back pocket, never having known the pleasure of a man.
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Suckratease, I always KNEW you were an ass-licker.
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Darla
Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 15,603
I’ve never had hemmoroids. It’s a good thing too, because between you and me, I enjoy certain anal sexual pursuits. But I don’t want to say too much.
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LadyT
Coolest Member Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 9,599
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darla
No, really? Oh that would suck. I better cut back on that. Maybe twice a week will be safe.
Well, no need to go crazy. I think you'll be fine if you cut it down to 4 or 5 times a week.
I won't even tell you how often I....welll....nevermind.
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Socrtease
Bitter Bitter Bitter Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Las Cruces New Mexico
Posts: 2,905
I think that if you two would buy a higher quality lube, say maybe head over to your local adult store you might find something that will ease the friction. Also a little Analingus BEFORE the act might also relax you a bit more and clear the way for a better experience.
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Suckratease, I always KNEW you were an ass-licker.
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Darla
Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 15,603
I’ve never had hemmoroids. It’s a good thing too, because between you and me, I enjoy certain anal sexual pursuits. But I don’t want to say too much.
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LadyT
Coolest Member Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 9,599
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darla
No, really? Oh that would suck. I better cut back on that. Maybe twice a week will be safe.
Well, no need to go crazy. I think you'll be fine if you cut it down to 4 or 5 times a week.
I won't even tell you how often I....welll....nevermind.
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Socrtease
Bitter Bitter Bitter Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Las Cruces New Mexico
Posts: 2,905
I think that if you two would buy a higher quality lube, say maybe head over to your local adult store you might find something that will ease the friction. Also a little Analingus BEFORE the act might also relax you a bit more and clear the way for a better experience.
