John Edwards (For Cypress)

[Epicurus]

Watch the video.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mysterious_traveler_entrances

Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

An enigmatic man appeared in Hastings, NY, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed newborns.

 

[Epicurus]

Bump

 

[uscitizen]

We know the onion.
Funny and more right(correct) than republicans are but still parody.