KingCondanomation
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Q: Help, I can't seem to get the Watermark thing to shut the fuck up!
A: This is a very common concern. Try insulting America and the South really bad, this gets him temporarily happy and he may go off to play some video games in Mommy's basement for a bit, offering you some relief.
If not, try re-booting him in the ass, it might not work but will certainly relieve some of your frustration.
Q: The Darla creation seems to hate white males and I am a white male, what can I do?
A: Pretend to hate white males too of course, I know this doesn't sound logical but in the Liberal world it's perfectly ok to be a white male Liberal and hate white males. But be careful, this turns the Darla on and you may have to deal with the repercussions of the attention of a chick that is batshit crazy.
Q: I posted some facts and did a decent argument, but the Dungheap just dismisses it by saying "You don't know what you're talking about" or some other elitelike comment?
A: It's ok, this is expected, it's just his easy way out of avoiding having to rebut your correct argument and run away.
Q: The Onceler seemed like a reasonable guy until we started discussing global warming, then he just shuts down and wouldn't even try and read any facts that challenge prevailing theories?
A: It's his pet issue and like a lot of Liberals their happiness comes via a cause or crusade that they need to believe in, so a threat to that is not at all welcome. Maybe someday he will realize that if everyone was like him then NO majority theory would ever go away even if wrong as no one would ever stop believing in it.
Q: The Desh seems to only ever post information from wacked out leftwing blogs about cheating Repubs supposedly did, but never Dems?
A: The best strategy here is to point out the ridiculousness of her sources and theories.
Q: The Jarod can't spell or sound intelligent worth a shit but somehow claims to be a millionaire trial lawyer?
A: Welcome to America!
A: This is a very common concern. Try insulting America and the South really bad, this gets him temporarily happy and he may go off to play some video games in Mommy's basement for a bit, offering you some relief.
If not, try re-booting him in the ass, it might not work but will certainly relieve some of your frustration.
Q: The Darla creation seems to hate white males and I am a white male, what can I do?
A: Pretend to hate white males too of course, I know this doesn't sound logical but in the Liberal world it's perfectly ok to be a white male Liberal and hate white males. But be careful, this turns the Darla on and you may have to deal with the repercussions of the attention of a chick that is batshit crazy.
Q: I posted some facts and did a decent argument, but the Dungheap just dismisses it by saying "You don't know what you're talking about" or some other elitelike comment?
A: It's ok, this is expected, it's just his easy way out of avoiding having to rebut your correct argument and run away.
Q: The Onceler seemed like a reasonable guy until we started discussing global warming, then he just shuts down and wouldn't even try and read any facts that challenge prevailing theories?
A: It's his pet issue and like a lot of Liberals their happiness comes via a cause or crusade that they need to believe in, so a threat to that is not at all welcome. Maybe someday he will realize that if everyone was like him then NO majority theory would ever go away even if wrong as no one would ever stop believing in it.
Q: The Desh seems to only ever post information from wacked out leftwing blogs about cheating Repubs supposedly did, but never Dems?
A: The best strategy here is to point out the ridiculousness of her sources and theories.
Q: The Jarod can't spell or sound intelligent worth a shit but somehow claims to be a millionaire trial lawyer?
A: Welcome to America!
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