Keeping the World Safe From Cheerios!

Trouble is that once we prevail in the War on Cheerios we'll then have to take on the Cheerioats, Tasty Oats, TasteOs . . .
Bastages, all of them. I'll bet they say they are edible in their commercials. That could be our in....
 
Nothing. I just like the idea of the "War on Cheerios"! We could finally win one of these "wars" on nouns...

Hehehe, that reminds me of when in the novel Catch-22 the main Character Yossarian is performing censoring duty while recovering from combat wounds in the hospital. He gets bored after a while and decides to declare war on an adverbs and censors them from all letters, which needless to say, made for some humerous malapropisms.
 
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