Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

[BRUTALITOPS]

CHEYENNE, WY—After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. "Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist," Jacobs said. "Also, my house was burning down." Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32825

 

[cawacko]

LMAO! That is funny.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

Thats funny as hell. :lmao:

 

[Norman Paperman]

I think The Onion has successfully become the National Lampoon of the Internet.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This is OLD.

 

[Epicurus]

Haha

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

This is OLD.

your mom is old watermark.

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[Mott the Hoople]

LMAO! That is funny.

It's supposed to be. The source is The Onion. LOL