Just for you, Mott.
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"The QB Shaft"
Witten & produced by Brian Fowler
I was watching my Brownies
Just the other night
When my eyes beheld a “Lake Erie” sight.
Another QB – The fans despise.
And suddenly to my surprise ….
He got the shaft – The quarterback shaft
The QB shaft – He was a first round draft
Made lots of cash – Yet he was gone in a flash
He got the shaft – Another jersey in the trash.
From my Browns Man Cave – Just a little west
Weeden was getting me – well – quite depressed
The fans all agreed – number 3 had to go
For the Browns to get a JOLT – From a QB throw
He got the shaft – The quarterback shaft
The QB shaft – He was a first round draft
Oh what a laugh – but he was gone in a flash
He got the shaft – Our quarterback’s don’t last
Our defense was having FUN! (woof woof)
Those guys could stop the run (woofety woof)
When Brian Hoyer was in the game –
Those were the only games we won
The QB scene has changed again for the Browns
Keep those DAWGs happy – Over in the pound
Jason Campbell steps up now to the scrimmage line
Our 20th quarterback since 1999.
Please don’t get smashed – Or OUR season is trashed
Complete a pass - Oh, you’d be a smash!
We’ll can your ash – Now, now, Let’s not be brash
He knows our past – Yeah, Yeah, He’ll get the QB shaft!
Like ALL the QB’s – Who just couldn’t win
Couch, Colt, Brady – Derrick Anderson
Garcia, Dilfer – Charlie Fry – He was green
All of those HACKS ..except for #19
He’s Kardiac – Yes! I could rebuild Kosar.
New quarterback – With some parts of Brett Farve
He won’t get sacked – He’ll be a QB Bart Star
That’s what we lack – We need a QUARTERBACK!!!
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