‘Mr. Fix-It’ Michael Cohen bombs on the stand

[volsrock1]

Michael Cohen apparently wants a reality show but, if his testimony Monday is any indication, reality is about to sink in for not just Cohen but the prosecutors and the court.

In stoking interest in his own appearance, the former Trump counsel promised the public that they should be “prepared to be surprised.”

Thus far, however, Cohen has offered nothing new and, more importantly, nothing to make the case for Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.


With the prosecution’s case almost over, Bragg needed Cohen to clearly state that Trump intentionally committed fraud to conceal some still poorly defined crime.

The problem is that Cohen only confirmed that Trump knew he was going to pay for the nondisclosure agreement and that it would be buried before the election. None of that is unlawful.

‘Mr. Fix-It’ Michael Cohen bombs on the stand, offers no new evidence to convict Trump

So Michael Cohen wants a reality show. Who would buy it? If his testimony Monday is any indication, he is completely disconnected from reality.

nypost.com

 

[Stone]

Another swing and a miss for the persecutors,..er I mean prosecutors.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Bragg never had a case, and that's what makes this so hilarious. After all, it only takes one person on the jury to want a not guilty plea to topple the entire ivory tower of fools bringing this case.

 

[ExpressLane]

Another swing and a miss for the persecutors,..er I mean prosecutors.

There is a hole in the case big enough for Bragg to fit through.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

There is a hole in the case big enough for Bragg to fit through.

Would that be a planetroid sized hole? That is a hemorrhoid hole the size of a planet?

 

[Hawkeye10]

This is post Constitutional America, and PATRIOT TRUMP is an existential threat to the regime.

You know how this ends.

 

[Port Tack]

Michael Cohen apparently wants a reality show but, if his testimony Monday is any indication, reality is about to sink in for not just Cohen but the prosecutors and the court.

In stoking interest in his own appearance, the former Trump counsel promised the public that they should be “prepared to be surprised.”

Thus far, however, Cohen has offered nothing new and, more importantly, nothing to make the case for Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.


With the prosecution’s case almost over, Bragg needed Cohen to clearly state that Trump intentionally committed fraud to conceal some still poorly defined crime.

The problem is that Cohen only confirmed that Trump knew he was going to pay for the nondisclosure agreement and that it would be buried before the election. None of that is unlawful.

‘Mr. Fix-It’ Michael Cohen bombs on the stand, offers no new evidence to convict Trump

So Michael Cohen wants a reality show. Who would buy it? If his testimony Monday is any indication, he is completely disconnected from reality.

nypost.com

That's odd, FOX seems to think he did a good job.​

Michael Cohen's testimony praised by the media: 'An excellent witness for the prosecution'​

Michael Cohen's testimony praised by the media: 'An excellent witness for the prosecution'

Mainstream media outlets featured compliments of Trump's former personal attorney Michael Cohen despite credibility issues following his testimony on Monday.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Port Tack]

Another swing and a miss for the persecutors,..er I mean prosecutors.

Amazing how all the Trumpers posting here are trying to convince themselves that Trump isn't a criminal. Whether it be rape, fraud, tax evasion or blatant violations in his 2016 campaign it's always someone else's fault. Now he is in hoc for over a half a billion dollars with another 60-70 felony charges pending but he is innocent of everything. Yeah right, you fools will go down in history like those in Jonestown who worshipped their idol. Maybe you should all try the same thing?

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

That's odd, FOX seems to think he did a good job.​

Shh, they're desperate. Let's not dispel their hopes for an exoneration.

 

[Port Tack]

Bragg never had a case, and that's what makes this so hilarious. After all, it only takes one person on the jury to want a not guilty plea to topple the entire ivory tower of fools bringing this case.

You better hope one is hiding in that bunch because that is the only way this asshole is not coming away from this as a convicted felon. Just what you assholes want as a candidate huh?

If Bragg never had a case how the fuck did a grand jury indict him and a state not have someone involved say "but wait, he didn't break any laws? When he is guilty and a judge passes sentence are you assholes still going to be saying "but wait, he didn't break any laws?"

 

[RB 60]

You better hope one is hiding in that bunch because that is the only way this asshole is not coming away from this as a convicted felon. Just what you assholes want as a candidate huh?

If Bragg never had a case how the fuck did a grand jury indict him and a state not have someone involved say "but wait, he didn't break any laws? When he is guilty and a judge passes sentence are you assholes still going to be saying "but wait, he didn't break any laws?"

"As New York Judge Sol Wachtler said in 1985, “If a district attorney wanted, a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.”

Criminally Yours: Indicting A Ham Sandwich - Above the Law

Over-indicting is not just a waste of time and money -- it's just not fair.

abovethelaw.com

Lies and bullshit are all that's needed for asshole prosecutors to obtain an indictment from a Grand Jury...

 

[Port Tack]

"As New York Judge Sol Wachtler said in 1985, “If a district attorney wanted, a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.”

Criminally Yours: Indicting A Ham Sandwich - Above the Law

Over-indicting is not just a waste of time and money -- it's just not fair.

abovethelaw.com

Lies and bullshit are all that's needed for asshole prosecutors to obtain an indictment from a Grand Jury...

And if that were the case the defense would easily make fools of them so if they don't it's you that is the Ham sandwich

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

You better hope one is hiding in that bunch because that is the only way this asshole is not coming away from this as a convicted felon. Just what you assholes want as a candidate huh?

If Bragg never had a case how the fuck did a grand jury indict him and a state not have someone involved say "but wait, he didn't break any laws? When he is guilty and a judge passes sentence are you assholes still going to be saying "but wait, he didn't break any laws?"

Yep. Just like the election was stolen, Trump didn't instigate an insurrection -- which wasn't REALLY an attack on the Capitol, it was just some unruly tourists. Trump didn't steal classified documents. Trump didn't participate in a conspiracy to present false electors. Trump didn't have a perfect phone call pressuring Georgia's SOS to "find more votes." He didn't assault E. Jean Carroll or boink Stormy and Karen. He didn't try to blackmail a foreign leader into finding dirt on Biden. Nope, he's as innocent as a newborn lamb.

 

[Earl]

Yep. Just like the election was stolen, Trump didn't instigate an insurrection -- which wasn't REALLY an attack on the Capitol, it was just some unruly tourists. Trump didn't steal classified documents. Trump didn't participate in a conspiracy to present false electors. Trump didn't have a perfect phone call pressuring Georgia's SOS to "find more votes." He didn't assault E. Jean Carroll or boink Stormy and Karen. He didn't try to blackmail a foreign leader into finding dirt on Biden. Nope, he's as innocent as a newborn lamb.

STFU ignorant toxic bitch.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

STFU ignorant toxic bitch.

Oh, look! It's sandbox time again at pEarl's Trailer Park! Come and make me, microdicky!

I like your finger emoji. It reminds me of your tiny, tiny....

 

[ExpressLane]

Oh, look! It's sandbox time again at pEarl's Trailer Park! Come and take me, microdicky!

FIFY Just because you have a huge floppy whoopieshute. Earl wouldn't touch you with a ten footer.

 

[ExpressLane]

STFU ignorant toxic bitch.

Don't you mean which. literally.