My Solution to Outdated Political Stickers

[Minister of Truth]

I fucking hate all of the Bush/Quayle, Clinton/Gore, Perot, Gore/Lieberman, Bush/Cheney, Kerry/Edwards, Impeach Clinton, Impeach Bush, McCain/Palin stickers that people are too lazy to remove and have updated. I have dreamed of doing this for some time, but now I think I really will buy a sticker for a 100 year-old presidential election. Who's with me?

 

[Damocles]

You should get a sticker for one of the losers rather than one of the winners.

 

[Minister of Truth]

That would be pretty funny, but Taft was both of those, so it works. Also, the 1912 election is better known, because of how utterly disastrous it was for America.