Mystery Item Falls Out of Nancy Pelosi’s Pant Leg at DNC Convention

I never thought I would say this but in defense of Pelosi, women tend to stuff a kleenex in their sleeves. That MIGHT be what we are seeing.
 
It was probably some notes she planned to use for her speech then decided not to bother with.
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It's too square and rigid looking to be toilet paper.

Looks like a piece of regular paper folded into a square.
 
No, it was a piece of Ectoplasm. You see Nancy, in her desire to destroy Joe Biden and replace him with Kamala Harris in a violent angry coup, contacted various spirit mediums to channel the powerful ghost of JFK who, upon coming from the spirit world, seduced her and only left a puddle of ectoplasm which fell off her outfit.

Glad I could help.
 
Obtenebrator said:
No, it was a piece of Ectoplasm. You see Nancy, in her desire to destroy Joe Biden and replace him with Kamala Harris in a violent angry coup, contacted various spirit mediums to channel the powerful ghost of JFK who, upon coming from the spirit world, seduced her and only left a puddle of ectoplasm which fell off her outfit.

Glad I could help.
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Sounds like something trumppers would believe if he said it was true.
 
Oh my God. Is the apocalypse tomorrow? This is just earth shattering. How will I sleep tonight?
 
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