NRA Santa Gives a Machine Gun to Every Teacher and Bullets as Stocking Stuffers

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signalmankenneth

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"a little handgun in each child's sock"

Good news for folks on the far right,
as we approach this Christmas night.
Old Santa’s been hired by the NRA,
he’s hired Ted Nugent to drive his sleigh.
He’s putting a little handgun in each child’s sock,
sometimes a Colt, but more often a Glock.
Tossed beneath the tree as he races the clock,
a Bushmaster with a Red Ryder BB gun embossed on the stock.
For each teacher to carry when returning to school,
a machine gun and a copy of the make my day rule.
For janitors, school nurses, even teacher’s aides,
flack jackets, helmets, and a couple of grenades.
So listen closely come Christmas Eve night,
for a sad old voice, quivering with fright,
Merry Christmas to all, but especially the Right!

By VAN TOBIN
 
signalmankenneth said:
santaclaus.jpg

"a little handgun in each child's sock"

Good news for folks on the far right,
as we approach this Christmas night.
Old Santa’s been hired by the NRA,
he’s hired Ted Nugent to drive his sleigh.
He’s putting a little handgun in each child’s sock,
sometimes a Colt, but more often a Glock.
Tossed beneath the tree as he races the clock,
a Bushmaster with a Red Ryder BB gun embossed on the stock.
For each teacher to carry when returning to school,
a machine gun and a copy of the make my day rule.
For janitors, school nurses, even teacher’s aides,
flack jackets, helmets, and a couple of grenades.
So listen closely come Christmas Eve night,
for a sad old voice, quivering with fright,
Merry Christmas to all, but especially the Right!

By VAN TOBIN
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I'm trying to make sense of this thread. Where is the link.

I always put myself in the position of the weak and generally think that teachers should be able to protect themselves and their classroom. I also note that some of the biggest massacres in history have been done by school faculty. If this is an actual "movement" I'd like to know where the teacher stores the weapon and how it's accessed.

If the weapons is just in a purse or in a holster then this can happen over and over again because this wasn't even in a school but in a place of debate, one of which is one weapons and weapons safety. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/24/dave-evans-missouri_n_3983902.html
 
signalmankenneth said:
santaclaus.jpg

"a little handgun in each child's sock"

Good news for folks on the far right,
as we approach this Christmas night.
Old Santa’s been hired by the NRA,
he’s hired Ted Nugent to drive his sleigh.
He’s putting a little handgun in each child’s sock,
sometimes a Colt, but more often a Glock.
Tossed beneath the tree as he races the clock,
a Bushmaster with a Red Ryder BB gun embossed on the stock.
For each teacher to carry when returning to school,
a machine gun and a copy of the make my day rule.
For janitors, school nurses, even teacher’s aides,
flack jackets, helmets, and a couple of grenades.
So listen closely come Christmas Eve night,
for a sad old voice, quivering with fright,
Merry Christmas to all, but especially the Right!

By VAN TOBIN
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A moronic not-so-funny poem that only a brain dead leftist moron could write.

Yes, you lefttards really are THAT stupid.
 
Truth Detector said:
A moronic not-so-funny poem that only a brain dead leftist moron could write.

Yes, you lefttards really are THAT stupid.
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You need to get some new material. Because "you really are THAT stupid" and contribute nearly nothing and because you're ignorant, I am putting you out of my sight for a while.

Have a Merry Christmas, DUMBASS!!
 
but he just made a good debate for raising taxes on the wealthy in another thread.


hes just so stupid he didn't realize it
 
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