Official JustPlainPolitics 2008 Guide on Who to Blame!

KingCondanomation

KingCondanomation

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Finally released, sorry for the delay, simply look up your political ideology and you will know who it is you are expected to blame. Ok here we go:


Extreme Conservative: Blame Commies
Regular Conservative: Blame Liberals
Moderate Conservative: Blame both parties
Independent: You don't exist on this board, how is it possible you are reading this?
Moderate Liberal: Blame Bush
Regular Liberal: Blame Bush
Extreme Liberal: Blame both parties

Fascist: Blame fascism (apparently) :rolleyes:
Socialist: Despite record setting government growth in just about every area, blame "free market".
Libertarian: Blame statists

English:Blame Strauss
Canadian: Blame "Lieberman Democrats", whoever the hell they are.

And lastly, if your affiliation is not listed above, you'll have to blame me. :p

Ok, as you were.
 
uscitizen said:
I blame Dano, it is all his fault.
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Ok, that's what I said to do if your affiliation wasn't listed, sorry I guess I missed adding one, here we go:

Senile Democrat masquerading as Independent: Blame Repubs for everything, but pretend to blame "Dims" too whenever challenged.
 
Well, I've decided I'm going to start blaming Kenyan preachers that pray over governors. It's a shocking thing for them to do.
 
I blame Darla, Damo, SF, my ex-wife, and any guy in Cleveland with a last name beginning with the letter 'R'.
 
Damocles said:
Well, I've decided I'm going to start blaming Kenyan preachers that pray over governors. It's a shocking thing for them to do.
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Damo, its not that a preacher prayed over her. Thats not a biggie. Its the "witches" part that is a biggie.
 
Solitary said:
Damo, its not that a preacher prayed over her. Thats not a biggie. Its the "witches" part that is a biggie.
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It's not a biggie, it's silly to try to make it one. But it's all his fault, everything is his fault. Including Vesuvius.
 
Damocles said:
It's not a biggie, it's silly to try to make it one.
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Oh ok , then we'll just stop talking about it. I'll get the word out over the intertubes, and warn everyone before they make giant jackasses out of themselves!

Thank God you warned us Damo.
 
Damocles said:
It's not a biggie, it's silly to try to make it one. But it's all his fault, everything is his fault. Including Vesuvius.
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Damo, there are a LOT of people out there who believe they should be able to kill witches, and feel its their duty to return this country to God.

This is just another example of one of those nutjobs, except that she may be the vice-president of our country.

This sort of religious fanaticism is dangerous. Ignoring it doesn't help, and encouraging it is VERY easily done.
 
Solitary said:
Damo, there are a LOT of people out there who believe they should be able to kill witches, and feel its their duty to return this country to God.

This is just another example of one of those nutjobs, except that she may be the vice-president of our country.

This sort of religious fanaticism is dangerous. Ignoring it doesn't help, and encouraging it is VERY easily done.
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Again this same guy went to Africa, convinced a village that one of the women there was a witch, and she disappeared. Damo doesn't care I guess because she was African, and also becasue...oh yeah, he's a desperate hack who cares about only one thing: Keeping Democrats out of office.

Any suggestion that if this were Barack Obama it wouldn't be being played on Limbaugh and all over the place for weeks, and that it wouldn't affect the election, is hackery. It's also snobbery. "You people may care, but here"

You people. Oh you mean, Americans?
 
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