There was an old lady who was very spiritual. Every morning she would go onto her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and yell PRAISE THE LORD!
One day, an atheist bought the house next to hers. Soon, he got sick and tired of her. After a few weeks, after the woman did her morning ritual, he would jump out his front door and yell THERE IS NO LORD.
Yet the little old lady continued. One day, she went outside and said, dear Lord. I'm out of money and I have nothing to eat. The next day there were several bags of groceries on her porch. Enough to last her a month. PRAISE THE LORD she shouted. Her neighbor came outside and laughed at her. There is no Lord. I bought those groceries. Ha ha ha!
The little old lady said PRAISE THE LORD. You sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them.
One day, an atheist bought the house next to hers. Soon, he got sick and tired of her. After a few weeks, after the woman did her morning ritual, he would jump out his front door and yell THERE IS NO LORD.
Yet the little old lady continued. One day, she went outside and said, dear Lord. I'm out of money and I have nothing to eat. The next day there were several bags of groceries on her porch. Enough to last her a month. PRAISE THE LORD she shouted. Her neighbor came outside and laughed at her. There is no Lord. I bought those groceries. Ha ha ha!
The little old lady said PRAISE THE LORD. You sent me groceries and made the Devil pay for them.