> Author Unknown
>
> I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…
>
> If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic,
> different.”
> Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
>
> If your name is Barack, you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. Name your
> kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.
>
> Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. Attend five
> different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.
>
> If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first
> black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration
> drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional
> Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
> with more than 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health
> and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate
> representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and
> serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s
> Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
>
> If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council
> and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months
> as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified
> to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.
>
> If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising two
> beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real
> Christian.
> If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
> disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.
>
> If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the
> proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society. If,
> while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other
> option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen
> daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.
>
> If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a
> prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
> community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t
> represent America’s.
>
> If your husband is nicknamed “First Dude,” with at least one DWI conviction
> and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once
> was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the
> USA, your family is extremely admirable.
>
> I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…
>
> If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic,
> different.”
> Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.
>
> If your name is Barack, you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. Name your
> kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.
>
> Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. Attend five
> different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.
>
> If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first
> black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration
> drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional
> Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
> with more than 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health
> and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate
> representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and
> serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s
> Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
>
> If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council
> and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months
> as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified
> to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.
>
> If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising two
> beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real
> Christian.
> If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
> disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.
>
> If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the
> proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society. If,
> while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other
> option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen
> daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.
>
> If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a
> prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city
> community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t
> represent America’s.
>
> If your husband is nicknamed “First Dude,” with at least one DWI conviction
> and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once
> was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the
> USA, your family is extremely admirable.
Damo knows their ways, he must be one of them !!!