Ok, ah think ah been yankin' y'all chains too LONG(sorry, Darla, darlin'), ah jist thahnk it's about tahm to come clean,....uh,....er, I mean ADMIT, that's it, most people say ah can NEVAH rilly "come clean", har-har-har! Thaht's raht, it's me.
Ah'm pointin' mah finger(wonna smell, darla?) at y'all and ahm tellin' yew--------
Ah DEED NOT HAVE SEX-U-UL RE-LAY-SHUNS WITH THAT WOMAN NAMED DARLA! AH DEED NOT! Not wunn tahm, deed ah use a see-gar, fo-wer ENNY per-puss-es, ak-sept to smoke, with awl mah "con-trib-you-tors", har-har-har! Like awl those felons, and those wanted few-jit-tives, that ah par-dunned, so ah kud raise mah Mill-yuns fo' mah "Clinton Prez-i-den-shul Li-berry and Mas-sage Par-ler",
Haaarrr-deee-harr- harrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Ah'm pointin' mah finger(wonna smell, darla?) at y'all and ahm tellin' yew--------
Ah DEED NOT HAVE SEX-U-UL RE-LAY-SHUNS WITH THAT WOMAN NAMED DARLA! AH DEED NOT! Not wunn tahm, deed ah use a see-gar, fo-wer ENNY per-puss-es, ak-sept to smoke, with awl mah "con-trib-you-tors", har-har-har! Like awl those felons, and those wanted few-jit-tives, that ah par-dunned, so ah kud raise mah Mill-yuns fo' mah "Clinton Prez-i-den-shul Li-berry and Mas-sage Par-ler",
Haaarrr-deee-harr- harrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
