SELECTED NEGATIVE TEACHING EVALUATIONS OF JESUS CHRIST

“Kind of absent-minded. My name’s Simon, and he’s called me ‘Peter’ for the entire semester.”

“I wanted to like this class, but on the first day, he submerged us in a river instead of going over the syllabus, and that was kind of a lot.”
 
“What is this class? Why do we keep going out on fishing boats? What was with the thing where we had to sort out goats from sheep? Why did we have to shove a camel through the eye of a needle? What is this class?”
 
I never met the guy, but I used to eat his crackers at the altar when I was a little boy.
The monk used to actually put them in my mouth for me back then in the 1950s.
I hear that they just hand them to you now.
The entire service industry has regressed.
 
“Instructor is a drama queen. He stopped in the middle of a lecture to announce, ‘ONE OF YOU WILL BETRAY ME,’ right after I had told him that I was switching advisors.”
 
This is my favorite one: “By week one, I was already tired of his anti-rich, pro-Samaritan bullshit. I wanted to take a course in Christianity, not liberalism.”
 
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