Shed your antlers teabag!

[Phantasmal]

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I wonder if I ran in Alaska as the "True Liberal Candidate" on a platform of killing babies, legalizing drugs and gay marriage, banning guns, nationalizing the logging industry, free porn in nursing homes, banning comic books and distributing free condoms to first graders if I could survive the week?

 

[Phantasmal]

I wonder if I ran in Alaska as the "True Liberal Candidate" on a platform of killing babies, legalizing drugs and gay marriage, banning guns, nationalizing the logging industry, free porn in nursing homes, banning comic books and distributing free condoms to first graders if I could survive the week?

Ahahahaha, in Anchorage, maybe, but anywhere else, better not try!

 

[Minister of Truth]

I wonder if I ran in Alaska as the "True Liberal Candidate" on a platform of killing babies, legalizing drugs and gay marriage, banning guns, nationalizing the logging industry, free porn in nursing homes, banning comic books and distributing free condoms to first graders if I could survive the week?

I would hope that would ring true in any state.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I would hope that would ring true in any state.

Except California. I'd probably get elected.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Except California. I'd probably get elected.

Well, we know they don't like gay marriage...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Well, we know they don't like gay marriage...

Ehhh don't let them fool you. You know there a bunch of closet homo's in California. Just look at Wacko!

 

[Minister of Truth]

Ehhh don't let them fool you. You know there a bunch of closet homo's in California. Just look at Wacko!

Don't confuse the whole state with SF (the femmes) and Oakland (the butches).

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Don't confuse the whole state with SF (the femmes) and Oakland (the butches).

Ahh yes. San Francisco, where "God Bless The Queen" means something entirely different.