Should Watermark Die?

[Minister of Truth]

Spare the Joe and waste the Waterfucker!!!!!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm torn.

I want to die, and I also want Joe to die. This very poignant (this word doesn't make sense here, BTW, and is merely an attempt to make me sound pseudo-smarter) option should be given representation in the polls.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I had considered making option two, kill Joe instead, as well as a third option in which you both died, but went ahead and made it this way in the end...

 

[Damocles]

Well, if you just wait long enough he will. No matter what you do, it will happen.

 

[Socrtease]

I was going to vote yes, but then I saw the douchebag comment and thought, he I get to call him a douchebag with this option so I voted no. Otherwise it would have been "off with his 'ead"

 

[Minister of Truth]

I was going to vote yes, but then I saw the douchebag comment and thought, he I get to call him a douchebag with this option so I voted no. Otherwise it would have been "off with his 'ead"

LOL I usually try to make these options rough so the people in the poll don't have a good choice. Of course, it doesn't really matter with Watermark because he generally votes against himself anyway...