Steve Bannon Prison Sentence Sparks MAGA Meltdown

[Guno צְבִי]

Conservatives launched into melodramatic meltdown mode after a judge sentenced Steve Bannon to four months in prison for defying a congressional subpoena from the January 6 committee.

Representative Matt Gaetz wrote, presumably as he collapsed in slow motion onto a fainting couch, “It is with great sadness and anger that we observe the death of the judicial system in America.”

“And they’re sending him to prison—not just to torture him but to torture us,” Gaetz added, presumably under the impression the American public will be in shambles without Bannon spewing white nationalist hate while wearing 17 layers of shirts.


Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene was similarly superficially apoplectic, decrying the January 6 committee as “FAKE” and announcing, “The DOJ is completely corrupt!!

”https://news.yahoo.com/news/steve-bannon-prison-sentence-sparks-200321438.html

 

[Jarod]

I am sure they believe it is totally rigged.

The judge, the prosecutor, the jury, Biden himself did it.

 

[Nordberg]

All he had to do was honor the subpoenas. He snubbed them and told them he was not going to testify. It took a while, but the disgusting jerk is paying for ignoring the Congressional subpoenas. Trumpys are beyond the law.

 

[Nordberg]

This should send a message to Meadows who did the same thing.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

If only it were true that MAGA and all MAGATs were literally melting down.
We could don hazmat suits, clean up the the resulting toxic liquid,
and then go on to evolve as a better species.

 

[Ross Dolan]

Chickens coming home to roost.

They thought they were beyond being held accountable.

Okay. Now they see how that worked out.

 

[Blackwater Lunchbreak]

you people are disgusting.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Chickens coming home to roost.

They thought they were beyond being held accountable.

Okay. Now they see how that worked out.

True, but I still fear the malignant SCOTUS.

 

[Ross Dolan]

True, but I still fear the malignant SCOTUS.

Well to fear them, Nifty. If they get a chance to make a determinative difference in what happens...we are all fucked major league.

 

[Nordberg]

you people are disgusting.

Trump gave Bannon a pardon for his crimes. That is disgusting. You not knowing better is also disgusting.

 

[QP!]

Magat tears pushing a message of 'it is unfair to prosecute us and convict us for our crimes, when obviously we are white' is just delicious.