Team Mexico has a Badass Striker

[Minister of Truth]

http://screamer.deadspin.com/report-mexican-striker-alan-pulido-escapes-from-kidnap-1779505215

#DeadKidnappers

I would expect no less from Ronaldo, Messi, Rooney, or Dempsey.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Score one for the good guys.