The American Society of Stalkers

It is unamerican not to join and spy on your fellow citizen to ensure they are not being involved in terrorism or an unnatural sex act.
You will be authorized to citizen waterboard as well.
 
I'm already stalking several people. I don't have time for silly clubs. I will submit my e-mail for helpful tips and coupons, though.
 
Arn't liberial parents now the biggest group of stalkers? Stalking everything their 18 year old children (and will remain children one for much of their life--if not all) is doing for every miunte of the day. How is that group of kids going to protect their own freedom and protect themsilfs from socialism? They never learned it is important. Those parents are not only selling out their childrens freedom, for a sense of security--they are also selling out the whole country's freedom by reproducing. LMAO.
 
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