FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Some of you may naively assume that Obama is simply a socialist content with being president and moderately pushing his agenda onto the American people until the Republicans can come and save you.
This is not true at all. Obama is not a person. Obama is the next coming of God. All who oppose him shall be stripped from the Earth. The rivers shall run red with the blood of racists, global warming deniers, capitalists, whites, Christians, and men in the weeks after his election. He shall assume complete control over the government, and rename America "Obamaland". This shall be our flag:
The official religion will be Islam. The national anthem will be composed by true socialists. It shall be a socialist revolution.
Then we shall conquer the world!
Heed these words, it shall all begin with his election!
This is not true at all. Obama is not a person. Obama is the next coming of God. All who oppose him shall be stripped from the Earth. The rivers shall run red with the blood of racists, global warming deniers, capitalists, whites, Christians, and men in the weeks after his election. He shall assume complete control over the government, and rename America "Obamaland". This shall be our flag:
The official religion will be Islam. The national anthem will be composed by true socialists. It shall be a socialist revolution.
Then we shall conquer the world!
Heed these words, it shall all begin with his election!