FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Romney casts his delegates for Fuckabee at the convention, and Fuckabee landslides in the rest of the states. Fuckabee becomes the nominee. Then Hillary wins the Democratic primary. Then Bloomberg comes in, and the race immediately turns into a primarily Bloomberg-Hillary race. Fuckabee garners 5% of the vote in the ensuing election, and afterwards Bloomberg (in loss or victory) founds a political party made up of moderates and fiscal conservatives. Religious conservatives are left out to eat shit. No Republicans remain in elected office after 5 years.