Epicurus
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Ron Paul
Money Raised:
$18 million in gold, canned beans, rum, and storage mattresses
Vulnerability:
People may decide they like roads
Preferred Campaign Transportation:
Blimp
Economic Policy:
Favors absolute minimum taxation so citizens have more money to give to his campaign
Most Questionable Campaign Incident:
Burning American flag to prove "it's no big deal"
Key Issues:
Health Care-
As a physician himself, and a fervent believer in individual self-determination, advocates just toughing it out with a rag in your mouth.
Iraq War-
Opposes it for some complicated libertarian reason best explained in a rambling, discursive way by your office I.T. guy.
Barack Obama
Issues:
Pro-hopes, also supports dreams
Mike Huckabee
Signature Issue:
Retrieving the Ark of the Covenant
Stance On Swimming Pig Shows:
Pro
Iraq War:
Supports God's decision to tell Bush to invade.
Ron Paul
Money Raised:
$18 million in gold, canned beans, rum, and storage mattresses
Vulnerability:
People may decide they like roads
Preferred Campaign Transportation:
Blimp
Economic Policy:
Favors absolute minimum taxation so citizens have more money to give to his campaign
Most Questionable Campaign Incident:
Burning American flag to prove "it's no big deal"
Key Issues:
Health Care-
As a physician himself, and a fervent believer in individual self-determination, advocates just toughing it out with a rag in your mouth.
Iraq War-
Opposes it for some complicated libertarian reason best explained in a rambling, discursive way by your office I.T. guy.
Barack Obama
Issues:
Pro-hopes, also supports dreams
Mike Huckabee
Signature Issue:
Retrieving the Ark of the Covenant
Stance On Swimming Pig Shows:
Pro
Iraq War:
Supports God's decision to tell Bush to invade.