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A fine upstanding poster
Eric Cavanagh is almost certainly the first Republican in history to embed a video of a Malcolm X onto his campaign site (it's right above a picture of Princess Diana).
Aside from Malcolm, Cavanagh professes love for James Buchanan, Teddy Roosevelt, and in a turn that just might alienate evangelicals, the Prophet Muhammad.
His tenets, which he calls his "tenants," are pretty fun.
He wants to merge the five branches of the military into just the Army and Navy, establish a 5 percent flat income tax, tax porn at a rate of 100 percent (but not liquor), eliminate "physicians' groups," merge police departments into multi-state entities, combine undergrad education with high school and make the whole thing free, reward "good drivers" with "negative tickets," and legalize hemp.
He closes the whole thing out with a quote from his ex-wife about how "this country has decayed over the last few years when it comes to remembering that our children are the future."
http://www.vice.com/read/meet-the-strangest-republicans-running-for-president