Trollin' for Love

[TRGLDTE]

Trollin' for love (with apologies to Waylon Jennings)
Adaptation by Trog, but feel free to improve…


I've spent a lifetime looking for you
Single bars and good time lovers, never true
Playing a fools game, hoping to win
Telling those sweet lies and trollin’ again.

I was trollin’ for love with Congressional pages
Trollin’ for love on the net at MySpaces
Searching those I.M.s, looking for traces
Of what... I'm dreaming of...
Hopin' to find a boyfriend, a lover
God bless the day I discover
your teenage heart, trollin' for love

When I was alone then, no love in sight
And I jacked myself off to get me through the night
Don't know where it started or where it might end
I turn to a youngster, bend over again…

I was trollin’ for love with Congressional pages
Trollin’ for love on the net at MySpaces
Searching those I.M.s, looking for traces
Of what.. I'm dreaming of...
Hopin' to find a boyfriend, a lover
God bless the day I discover
your teenage heart, trollin' for love

Now the FBI’s a’knockin at my back door…
The warrant describes what they’re looking for..

No more trollin’ for love with Congressional pages
Trollin’ for love on the net at MySpaces
Searching those I.M.s, looking for traces
Of what.. I'm dreaming of...
Hopin' to find a boyfriend, a lover
God bless the day I discover
you, young you, trollin' for love

 

[Damocles]

 

[LadyT]

I don't know the song its set to, so in my head, I was singing "rolling down a river".

 

[TRGLDTE]

I don't know the song its set to, so in my head, I was singing "rolling down a river".

Lookin for love by Waylon Jennings

 

[LadyT]

Yeah, I'm going to have to still sing, "rolling down a river"