Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
The obvious theme for the past month has been Trumptards telling Republicans and conservatives that not voting for Douchebag Donald equals voting for Crooked Hillary. This threat was basically made all throughout the primary, when the prospect of "what if" came about. They are literally going to hold the GOP and self-identifying conservatives (and many innocent civilians within independent circles who presently fear CH more than DD) hostage to their douchy whims, as seen through the likes of Little Marco, Bitch McConnell, and Paul Ryan.
This begs the question, how are Trumptards different from terrorists? Also, isn't it the policy of America (and therefore real Americans) not to negotiate with terrorists?
The best possible outcome (assuming God really does love America) is for the democratic socialist to run as an independent, drawing fewer electoral votes than Gary Johnson, and forcing the election into the House, where, he and the GOP-controlled Congress would have an opportunity to save America.
Of course, Crooked Hillary might get indicted, Douchebag Donald could finally implode, and the voters could find themselves with no one they recognize on the ballot come November. This is the ultimate fantasy, but, it seems more likely that the terrorists will get their way.
This begs the question, how are Trumptards different from terrorists? Also, isn't it the policy of America (and therefore real Americans) not to negotiate with terrorists?
The best possible outcome (assuming God really does love America) is for the democratic socialist to run as an independent, drawing fewer electoral votes than Gary Johnson, and forcing the election into the House, where, he and the GOP-controlled Congress would have an opportunity to save America.
Of course, Crooked Hillary might get indicted, Douchebag Donald could finally implode, and the voters could find themselves with no one they recognize on the ballot come November. This is the ultimate fantasy, but, it seems more likely that the terrorists will get their way.