There have been zero reports to the Springfield Police about Haitians stealing cats to eat, but there is a post on Facebook about someone claiming to have a neighbor, who had a daughter, who had a friend, who claims to have been told... (I am not making that up, that is how much of a rumor it is).
So Vance has joined in talking about how everyone must be lying, because he feels that bizarre rumors have to be true.
So Vance has joined in talking about how everyone must be lying, because he feels that bizarre rumors have to be true.