Why Did McCain Refuse To Shake Obama's Hand?

So we have had two debates, neither of which Obama has won decisively, and two days after the second one, you are all still miffed at why McCain didn't shake Obama's hand when it was over. That is what your biggest question and concern is? Well, let's see, maybe I can give you some possible explanations, since I doubt anyone can answer your stupid question except McCain.... MAYYYYBE...

1. McCain is a closet racist who didn't want Obama's blackness to rub off on him?
2. McCain was worried Obama might try to plant a smooch on him like he did Hillary?
3. McCain was pissed off about something The Great One said during the debate?
4. McCain really had to take a piss, after a 90-minute debate?
5. McCain already took a piss, and was trying to avoid embarrassment?
6. McCain had a really bad case of gas?
7. McCain's dentures were about to fall out?
8. McCain got a text message from Palin waiting in his hot tub?
9. McCain is a closet homo, and was afraid he may jump Obama's bones right there?
10. McCain was ready to go out drinking with his college buddies?
11. McCain needed to take a shit really bad?
12. McCain shook Obama's hand at the beginning, and felt that once was enough?
13. McCain noticed Obama had halitosis when he shook his hand at the start of the debate?
14. McCain was being a 'maverick' and doing what you least expected?
15. McCain completely forgot about that formality?
16. McCain had some other crisis to go save the day over?
17. McCain was told by Obama when he shook hands the first time... "if you touch me again, I'mona cut you bitch!"?
18. McCain was distracted by a shiny object off stage?
19. McCain didn't want to give the photogs another shot of his short ass next to Obama?
20. McCain thought he did shake his hand?

Take your pick and run with it! Go write a fucking blog or something! Send a juicy story to the National Enquirer! Have Katie Couric do a 1-hour Special Report about it! Get Keith Olbermann to write an 'editorial' about it! Send it to Jay Leno and David Letterman! Send it to SNL and let them do a tasteless and tacky skit about it! Have Micheal Moore make a "documentary" about it! Make Bill Clinton comment on it! Encourage Gwen Ifill to write a book about it!
 
I'll take number 8. "McCain got a text message from Palin waiting in his hot tub?"

I just hope his broke ass remembered the viagra.
 
The clip of that segment was rerun last night. It didn't appear that McCain was shunning Obama; his wife was closer to Obama and it seemed that she was beginning to extend her hand to shake his, and that McCain deferred to her, then was summoned somewhere else behind him.

I'm not a McCain (or Cindy) supporter, so hopefully this will be seen as unbiased.
 
Dixie said:
So we have had two debates, neither of which Obama has won decisively, and two days after the second one, you are all still miffed at why McCain didn't shake Obama's hand when it was over. That is what your biggest question and concern is? Well, let's see, maybe I can give you some possible explanations, since I doubt anyone can answer your stupid question except McCain.... MAYYYYBE...

1. McCain is a closet racist who didn't want Obama's blackness to rub off on him?
2. McCain was worried Obama might try to plant a smooch on him like he did Hillary?
3. McCain was pissed off about something The Great One said during the debate?
4. McCain really had to take a piss, after a 90-minute debate?
5. McCain already took a piss, and was trying to avoid embarrassment?
6. McCain had a really bad case of gas?
7. McCain's dentures were about to fall out?
8. McCain got a text message from Palin waiting in his hot tub?
9. McCain is a closet homo, and was afraid he may jump Obama's bones right there?
10. McCain was ready to go out drinking with his college buddies?
11. McCain needed to take a shit really bad?
12. McCain shook Obama's hand at the beginning, and felt that once was enough?
13. McCain noticed Obama had halitosis when he shook his hand at the start of the debate?
14. McCain was being a 'maverick' and doing what you least expected?
15. McCain completely forgot about that formality?
16. McCain had some other crisis to go save the day over?
17. McCain was told by Obama when he shook hands the first time... "if you touch me again, I'mona cut you bitch!"?
18. McCain was distracted by a shiny object off stage?
19. McCain didn't want to give the photogs another shot of his short ass next to Obama?
20. McCain thought he did shake his hand?

Take your pick and run with it! Go write a fucking blog or something! Send a juicy story to the National Enquirer! Have Katie Couric do a 1-hour Special Report about it! Get Keith Olbermann to write an 'editorial' about it! Send it to Jay Leno and David Letterman! Send it to SNL and let them do a tasteless and tacky skit about it! Have Micheal Moore make a "documentary" about it! Make Bill Clinton comment on it! Encourage Gwen Ifill to write a book about it!
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McCain really does look like a fuckhead for not shaking hands. Oh wait, he is a fuckhead.
 
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